March Eclipse Madness & Other Magical Fuckery

It's about time for another 40 Day Prayer 🔥🤯🔥

🐍 Sadhana is coming. If you know, you know 🐍

The Astrology of March 2025 is something that people have been talking about for a long time. Yikes. 2 eclipses, Neptune moving into Aries, Pluto & Mars still fighting it out, Venus AND Mercury conjunct. Oh my, my, my.

I kinda like to keep my plate as clear from worry as I can, even though I have total access to at least the metrics of prophecy. It’s just not worth worrying about at this point. As we know, it is already happening.

I am not saying this with an air of defeat, not at all. It is just that I think at this point, we are IN IT. We are in it for sure & as dark as it seems, we are actually in a god driven plan of darkness into action, into choosing, into taking care of each other, into speaking truth, into letting go of privilege & comfort, into choosing a plan of inclusivity & care. There is absolutely no more time to contemplate. If you live in the US in particular, it is time to fight for the freedom you were taught to believe in as a child. We just weren’t doing this before. Not enough. Not on our own. We were waiting for someone else to come up with a solution. We became complacent, even the most informed of us, because it is absolutely normal to want to trust, to want to believe that when someone says they are taking care of us, they mean it. To want to believe in love. To want to put your head down in the lap of someone who cherishes you, exactly as you are, not because they can use you as another natural resource to exploit (my snarkiness is alive & well & well intentioned lol).

I am not excusing any laziness, ignorance or numbing platitudes. I am not here on a platform of spiritual bypassing. I was raised Catholic & I both believed that the angels & Jesus loved me & that they were listening to my prayers AND ALSO that I was always doing something bad *(even if it felt good) & that why should I wait to be punished when I could do it to myself. It’s taken years & years of meditation & prayer & plants & antidepressants & yoga & extreme spiritual sports to rid myself of guilt (to the best of my ability) but I know these tapes go deep. We were all imprinted to believe that someone is taking care of us & loves us, EVEN WHEN we know we obviously aren’t.

We were also imprinted to think we don’t deserve to be loved because there is something wrong with us that capitalism & the kind of love used for PR for capitalism will fix but we need to keep trying (ie buying things that will make us better).

So I am here to say, you are ok. Even if you have made mistakes. Even if you know deep down you haven’t done enough or weren’t brave enough. Even if you are white & haven’t realized the extent of your privilege or racism. Even if you are a man & haven’t realized the extent of your misogyny. Even if you are a person who says they are going to do something & never does it. Even if you are so tired & you can’t figure it out. You are ok. Right now.

And you need to get your house in order. If you do one thing today, stop wasting time feeling sorry for yourself.

Make a plan for your mornings. Like how do you wake up? It is hard but try waiting a half hour before looking at your phone. Figure out a way to play some beautiful music without it. Listen to the birds. Express some gratitude, if only to yourself in your head. Open a window. Tell yourself that what you do today is important. Make a plan to do one thing that moves some energy in the world. Keep it simple.

Hey, you don’t have to listen to me. I am a bossy Libra. But one thing I really know is how to wake up. How to take in the morning. I wish it was morning all day long. It is my specialty. And it works, I am endlessly optimistic in a practical way. I know how to take simple action.

And this continues to feed my Faith & my Faith continues to feed my optimism.

I will be making a New Moon video next week that will give you more definitive Astro advice but I am here to tell you about the upcoming Venus Retrograde 40 Day Sadhana, beginning on March 1. It will cover you all of March so you can stop doom scrolling astrological forcasts out there, you can take a break & just hang with me & get an IV of morning love & practice & practice & practice everyday to get it straight (or sorta straight lololololololol)

Venus is, of course, all about Love, Harmony, Beauty, Partnership & this Venus Retrograde is in the exact same place as it was 8 years ago at this time, same signs, same time of year. Easy to remember because it was at the beginning of Trump’s last presidency.

The Zodiac placement is the end of Pisces/beginning of Aries, which is the end of the Zodiac (disappearing into the Vastness) & the beginning (the spark of light in the dark). Our Sadhana will focus on the Mother Wound (we all have one) & the Dark Feminine. It will last 30 min or less each morning. You don’t have to commit to the 40 days, you can start late, you can do your own thing but I’m not gonna lie, it is better to be with the group & it is better to commit.

You need it. We need it.

It is imperative to get your spiritual practice together. Plain & simple. Get your head straight. Your heart. Don’t make it all about you. If it is good for the collective it is good for you. If it’s not good for the collective then maybe think again. With me or without me.

I am helping you, because it feels good, it is good for the collective & it helps me to be accountable. Thank you for your efforts. They make my life richer.

The way it works:

~ Daily morning practice live on my Instagram 7 am EST. (this will continue as long as I don’t have any problems with META. I have other contingency plans but I do love praying in the open forum there, it magnetizes so many people that would not hear of it otherwise).

~ Recordings will live here on Substack for Paid Subscribers. The vault of recordings will stay up forever (???). I have people still practicing sadhanas from last year. It is really really worth it. You will be so glad you signed up.

~ I am also hosting a virtual Plant Spirit intimate circle (10-12 people). We will meet weekly as a group to practice & share. Meetings are virtual, medicine (microdose psilo) is real. I have a few spots open. I leave for Costa Rica next Tuesday & want to get everyone their medicine so DO NOT DELAY if you are interested. The time is now. Circle is $250 including medicine & 5 weekly sharing circles, $200 for High Garden participants. Write me here or theloveartist@gmail (ALIVE in subject line) & I will hook you up, but do not delay. This will fill by the weekend.

More coming soon. I love you. You can handle this. You are not alone.

PS One last thing, this practice is not just for women, it is not just for femmes, it is not just for queers, it is for EVERYONE 🤍